

I was born out of Philly grew up in a little silly old town called Cheltenham It was in the suburbs, upper-middle wealth around So real shit you ain’t never had to struggle for much I wouldn’t say it like that, we just had a different kind of trap Elaborate Well I ain’t never had a tool, but I had to be the man at school Like I was doing shit I had to do so when I finished undergrad I’m cool and I can get whatever job I wanted But the job you wanted wasn’t all that bumping Yeah, and I saw it quick all the flaws that be coming when you grow up like that Know you been racing them rats, you ain’t been making them raps Boo hoo what a hardship How you paid to get the rap shit started? Man, my Bar Mitzvah money But don’t diss me buddy, I wasn’t one of them younguns up on the block who had nothing to lose I must’ve wanted this a lot, I had something to choose Look at that, I can say there’s something to prove up in your ass Yeah, I guess That’s enough of the past, what makes you want to do rap? Oh my god, it’s the best Bitches let me draw up on their breasts Literally I can reinvent myself I get a forum to project myself It’s never boring, every morning I wake up and try to best myself I never got to be suppressed or stealthy to express myself It’s kinda healthy Cool, now let me put you through a couple hypothetical’s Sure In a club and a couple niggas threaten you Uh, I wouldn’t do shit And I don’t even get what that got to do with this? Shut the fuck up, rap’s like life If you wanna do this, then you won’t get far acting like a little bitch Nah, that’s my niche! Don’t get offended by this, but that’s the market y’all missed That’s the target I’ll hit And that’s the heart of my pitch I wanna do this whole thing different What the fuck you mean you wanna do the whole thing different? Uh, you know, I-I think, like, you know Traditionally people have been doing the job the same kind of way for a long time But traditionally speaking, this shit works, right? Nah, like, I get that, but I-I just think that, you know You don’t know if it could be working even better And I think you should look at me as an opportunity to find that out I don’t mean any disrespect by that I’m just saying I have a different background Like a different perspective way of looking at things than your typical applicant Grab a seat Thanks I’m Dave very nice to meet Dave, what it do? You can call me Dogg Let me just check your sheet No problem, sir, let me just say I’m a big fan of the shit that y’all make I can’t lie, I been thinking about this all day All good, there’s a reason that we called, Dave let me start with your background Where you come from? Sure, I was undergrad down there in Richmond Before that Oh, you talking bout my hometown?, yeah It’s uh, this door right here, right? Mm-hmm, thank you He’s right down the hall First door to your right Give him a knock and he should be right with you Thanks.


Hello, how can I help you? Hi, my name’s Dave Burd, I have an appointment today It’s probably under ‘Lil Dicky, ‘ actually I’m a, I’m a rapper, so Okay, and who are you here to see? Uh, Snoop Dogg? Says here Snoop D-o-g-g Oh, yeah.
